Paul Filthy may be the modern-day combination of Albert Einstein, Dear Abby, Thomas Edison, MacGyver, and Dr. Love. The man seriously knows EVERYTHING, which is fortunate because EVERYONE has questions.
Lucky for you, Mr. Filthy has agreed to do a weekly spot on the Life Line to answer all your questions!
Email your questions to crystalsecretin@gmail.com, or leave them as a comment on this post.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Ask Paul
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Ask Paul... how do you find a job, with no experience what so ever and in this shitty economy?
Dear Monsuer Filthy, Whats it like to be a Secretion, was it more than you thought it would be or were your expectations too high? And were you a Secretin before you were a Secretion?
-Travis Latrine
i have to ask two of the most important questions ever
1) what is the meaning of life
are we just simple siraling coils of dna is there a purpose are we just a speck of dust in an atom under the nail of a bigger person in a simmilat universe
the second is
is there a god??
and if so why do bad things happen to good people and good things happen to band people
is there a just and loveing god?
Do you have a younger brother?
What is the atomic weight of cobalt?
Hey Paul, if you werent called the Secretions, what would you guys be called? Just so we all know "what could have been".
You Filthy, Filthy man..
What's the cheapest place to buy PBR in town?
I figure you would know, so relay your intelegence, Paul Dirty.
Dear Mrs. Paula,
Where did the name The Secretions come from?
Where did Paul Filthy come from?
What about Mickie Rat? Is it an inference to Mickie MOUSE?
And finially, what's your favorite show to watch on Food Network? Don't be a pussy; I know you watch it.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And was his name Chuck?
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Dear Filthy Birthday Boy,
What was the best Birthday gift you got this year?
What's it like being roomates with Jesse?
Paul, why do you park in a driveway but drive in a parkway?
Mr. Filthy, If you were one of the lucky few in this world to obtain a superpower what would it be and why?
And another question. If you were to inherit a planet or an abnormally large asteroid what would be your first plan of action to do with said planet or abnormally large asteroid?
Sir Filthy, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be? Also, what is your dream guitar?
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