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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Ask Paul - Breast Pumps

Dear Paul,

How do breast pumps work?

- Pumped in Pasadena

Dear Pumped,

Oh thats easy! Breast pumps have magic elves inside of them that suck milk out your boob, and into small buckets.

Really though, they use a slight vacuum that empties the mammary and the milk is diverted to a reservoir/container. It's kinda most closely related to a wet/dry shop-vac, Sadly, substitution between shop-vac and breast pump is ill advised, but hilarious!

Let me know if anyone finds something like that on YouTube!

- Paul

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