State of the Union Address by Danny Secretion

This public service announcement brought to you by Danny Secretion...

"Hola Hola Secretins near and far,

I want to thank those of you who have written articles for this amazing page! I really enjoy coming here everyday and reading everyone's personal accounts. It's great to have an interactive page like this to show the rest of the world what I've always known: The Secretions have the best fans around!

Major league THANK YOU's go to Crystal Secretin for going above and beyond for us once again. She and I have butt heads so many times that I swear we must be related! But this page is proof positive that without our significant others (Erin, Crystal, and Vanessa), The Secretions would most likely be three lonely drunks without a clue.

Now on to business...

The Secretions ended 2007 with a 7" on a record label we have always admired and dreamed of being on, Gearhead Records. Michelle and everyone over at Gearhead have been nothing short of phenomenal to us. We look forward to a long lasting relationship with them! If you haven't picked up a copy of the Blast Off 7", I will make sure to have Paul punch you in the crotch several times.



Starting off 2008, you will find The Secretions making an appearance on yet another amazing record label, Asian Man Records. Asian Man will be releasing GOD SAVE THE QUEERS (a tribute to The Queers) in January of 2008. Look for us doing our version of "Stupid Fucking Vegan".



This Friday, our pal Johnny Dismal from The Teenage Harlets will be performing a super rare solo show at The True Love Coffeehouse here in Sacramento. Come out early and catch sets from Jason Welt, Mikey Atilano, and yours truly. I'll also be selling copies of some of the 11x17 full color posters that I have been designing for shows over the past 2 years. $5 each or 3 for $10. Come help me pay off these fucking Christmas bills!



Of course, don't forget about our HUGE return to Club Retro for our "video shoot" show with our buddies on Hellcat Records, Left Alone. Also on this show will be the amazing F-Holes from Flagstaff AZ, The Infamous Swanks (featuring my barber Anthony!)



Look for tons of exciting new things for The Secretions in 2008. Coming very soon: Secretions jackets, Secretions patches (at last!), shows with Moral Crux, Michale Graves, Kepi The Band, plus taking on The Reno Rollerderby Team and much more.

Three Chords and a FUCK YOU,"

-Danny Secretion