As of tomorrow, the Secretin Life Line will have a new feature entitled Song Innards: A Look Inside. This will be a piece by me, Mickie Rat, telling the story of what inspired a Secretions song, or what the song is about. If you know me, you know I love explaining all of the trivial things about trivial matters. Hey, everyone's gotta have a hobby, right? Maybe when Danny gets back I can get him to join in and contribute a few stories as well. So tune in tomorrow, brave viewers, and hear the story of Faster Than the Speed of Drunk! Same Secretion-time, same Secretion-channel!