Recipe Rant by Vanessa

"The following recipes have been collected over the past few weeks. These recipes may require supervision, the knowledge of basic fire safety skills, and a list of numbers for the local poison control centers. You also may need to ask ma how to boil water first. Oh, but what are myspace friends for, right? Post a bulletin and ask them.

BEER CHICKEN!
Contributed by Lil' Ian (or Lilian for those of us that like to emasculate him) of Go Luckie Kustoms.

Take 1 can of beer and pour over one chicken, then cook it and enjoy! Delicious!

[note from vanessa - please use caution when cooking raw poultry, and please make sure the animal is in fact deceased]

[note from crystal - click here to see a more detailed recipe for "beer butt chicken"]


DIY Hamburger Helper Sorta
Contributed by Mattomatic (the artist formerly known as Matt DGAF)

Make mac and cheese as you normally would, this is a perfect time to learn to boil water. Mix in 1 can tomato sauce, ground beef or fake ground beef, chili powder, and whatever other seasonings you like, and then enjoy!

[note from vanessa - try adding fresh cilantro to the mix, garlic powder or tapatio for an extra kick in the teeth - yum]

Thus concludes my recipe rant. For now."

- Vanessa