"The Secretions are men of peace in a world of mayhem. They are poets and onanists and bloodsucking freaks. They are punk rock."

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Viva la Lucha Libre!

As posted on the Silver Sprocket Website:

Like beer and waffles, our very own Secretions go so well with wrestling that taking Darwin seriously becomes increasingly difficult.

While we can never quite figure out the relationship between Danny Secretion and El Flaco Loco, once of Incredibly Strange Wrestling and now of Supreme Pro Wrestling, the band has performed live at PunkSlam Pro Wrestling in 2007, and even got thrown around a little at a North American Wrestling event, earning a shot the NAW Myspace Championship as seen in this ridiculous video right here:

The Secretions are at it once again, and will be working with CHIKARA, a prominent Philadelphia-based pro wrestling promotion known for ignoring the laws of gravity and physics with wrestling moves no Cirque du Soleil performer would ever consider attempting, as their song "Viva La Lucha Libre" will be the theme to the huge "Rey de Voladores" show scheduled for this summer.

Check out the world premiere of the trailer, just posted on YouYube.com moments ago:

The Secretions will also be recording a theme song specifically for this company, and will be working with various wrestlers in coming up with personalized entrance themes! You may even see the band making its way to the city of brotherly love to unleash some Lucha-Mania!

Stay tuned for more information as it becomes available. Viva La Lucha Libre can be heard on the Secretions latest album, Faster Than The Speed Of Drunk!

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