"The Secretions are men of peace in a world of mayhem. They are poets and onanists and bloodsucking freaks. They are punk rock."

- Joe Queer of the Queers
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008


That's right, the Secretions are playing an acoustic "Sounds of Sac by KWOD 106.5" set at TGI Fridays in Citrus Heights on Friday evening (March 14th around 9:30ish). They're being paid a small amount and fed for free (although...I've eaten at TGI Fridays and I'd honestly rather NOT be fed).

Anyway, come on out, order a plate of buffalo wings, and watch the Secretions rock a bunch of old people's faces off! You'll remember the event for hours to come while you're perched on the toilet with the shits!

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