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Friday, January 18, 2008

Danny Admission - Newest Silver Sprocket Member

I wasn't there because I'm a dumb cunt, but last night after the Pyrate Punx show at Mickie's Casa de Chaos, Danny was initiated into the Silver Sprocket gang.

From what I hear, he was made to strip down to his skivvies, get eggs taped all over him, and run down the street to a friend's house to shower while everyone was trying to break the eggs on him. If he made it through the ordeal with at least one whole egg remaining, he was in. If not, everyone involved got to spank a load into his face. Just kidding...I think.

Anyway, I'll get Mickie or Avi to write about the complete shinanigans, but just be rest assured that Danny triumphed and was able to save one egg.

UPDATE: Silver Sprocket story!

Welcome to the Silver Sprocket crew Danny!

That's what being a Secretin is all about.

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