Tori Kind of Likes the Secretions

How much more Secretiony could you get?



Let's analyze this.

She's wearing a Secretions shirt...

While taking a picture WITH Paul Filthy of the Secretions...

And she's in front of Casa de Chaos...home of Mickie Rat and practice site for the Secretions...

And you can't tell from the picture, but the event that is happening here is the Rock N Roll Rummage Riot portion of SOS (Save Our Secretions) 2007...which, for those of you who were too douchy to attend, was basically an all-out, all-day fundraising yard sale/BBQ/concert/merchandise fair to raise money to send the Secretions on their 2007 tour with brakes that work and some gas money. We raised $2000, it was fucking insane. And Tori was part of it.

So, basically, Tori is the ultimate Secretin in this picture.

Tori, you're bitchin. Keep doing that.