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Friday, December 14, 2007

Product Description from Amazon.com

This is the actual text taken from the product description of Faster Than The Speed of Drunk on Amazon.com

"With Sacramento's dorkiest punk-band, the SECRETIONS, the classic themes of "sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll" are accompanied with those of caffeine, workplace sabotage, wrestling, and road-fever. These staples of the Northern California punk rock scene have tirelessly upheld their vision of timeless three chord punk since 1991. The SECRETIONS new CD, Faster Than The Speed Of Drunk, is a 16-song-pop-punk-punch in the face with all the speed and snottiness you've come to expect with catchy hooks, rambunctious sing-alongs, and hilarious hijinx. These punk rock anthems deal with situations everyone can relate to dysfunctional families (Mom's Fucked Up), hating your job (Fired For A Living), teenage heartbreak (Troublemaker, Alien Girl), being poor (Ramen and A 40), and getting harassed for being a punk (Freaks Like Us). This is easily the catchiest Secretions release, and sure to make even the most hardcore of punk fans lighten up and pogo their way to a good time. "

While I was checking this out, I noticed there are no customer reviews for this product. I daresay I know a couple Secretins who have a thing or two to say about Faster Than The Speed of Drunk? There are also no product reviews for Coming to Save the World. Come on guys! Go review the CDs!

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