Secretions Glossary of Terms

Alive & Kicking Magazine
A local publication by legendary club promoter, Jerry Perry, that focuses on local music of all genres.

Ashtray
Punk band from Santa Rosa. Toured with the Secretions for nine days during the summer of 2005. Band members include Davey, Sarah-Jane, Bonnie, Shadrock, and Joe.

Boner
1. What one pops when encountered with a gum smackin', drum hittin', pretty lady.
2. One of the Secretions' most popular songs. Found on the "Til Death" album.

Casa De Chaos
Mickie's house on 21st Street between P and Q. Current location of Secretions weekly practice and host to many shows.

Cemetery Pogo
1. The hit song found on "Coming to Save the World".
2. The rockin' music video filmed in 2005 starring Amber Kloss.
3. When a bunch of kids go fuck around and drink in a cemetery at night.

Coming to Save the World


Danny's Lame Ass Birthday Bash
Huge show held every November to raise money to fight cancer.

DJ [RIP]
Original Secretions member. Now deceased.

Faster Than The Speed of Drunk


Final Summation
Brothers of the Sacramento Punk scene. Tourmates of 2007

Groovie Ghoulies [RIP]
Legendary Sacramento punk band and longtime friends and influences to the Secretions.

Kepi

Kevin Seconds

Kevin Stockton
Former Secretions guitarist 1999-2005

Monkey Butt
That sweaty feeling you get in your asscrack.

Phenomenauts


Road Soda
When you take a soda cup (like from a fast food joint) and fill it with alcohol and drink it in the van.

Secretin
Anyone who is freaky in love with the Secretions.

Silver Sprocket
Formerly Springman Records, the Secretions label. Run by Avi, Jew Extraorindaire.

SOS
Nickname for the "Save Our Secretions" BBQ and Rummage Sale that was put together in June 2007 by Erin Archer, her roommate Amelia, Crystal Secretin, Vanessa Slatter, Bethany Montez, and many others. The event kicked off with an 8:00 am yard sale and acoustic acts and ended in the wee hours of the next morning. Over $2000 was raised to help fix the van and send the guys on their 2007 national tour with Final Summation. Danny got drunk and cried at the end of the night and hugged everyone. It was bad ass.

Springman Records
See Silver Sprocket

Teenage Harlets

Til Death

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