Wow, I totally have been spacing out... err... I mean... on a top secret mission... and have neglected my duties to answer the "Ask Paul" questions.
i have to ask two of the most important questions ever
1) what is the meaning of life? Are we just simple spiraling coils of DNA, or is there a purpose are we just a speck of dust in an atom under the nail of a bigger person in a simmilat universe
the second is
is there a god? and if so why do bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people
is there a just and loveing god?
A: 1) The meaning of life is 42. Haven't you read Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy? Also, always bring your towel.
2) Yes, there is a god, and he is Lemmy from Motorhead, and he doesnt have to do things for any sort of reason. I mean really, would you like be the one to tell him he's being a dick? I don't. Nose goes! *touches nose*....ha! sucker!
Do you have a younger brother?
A: Yes, and I embarrass him by just existing. I'll point him out to everyone at the next show he comes to.
What is the atomic weight of cobalt?
A: 58.9. Why does everyone ask me this?!
Hey Paul, if you werent called the Secretions, what would you guys be called? Just so we all know "what could have been".