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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Truth About Paul

Paul is not human. He's actually a mail order guitarist from another planet, very similar to a mail order bride. He arrived a couple years ago and his space ship crashed into Danny's backyard and broke the trampoline (in case you ever wondered how it got broken). Since then, we've been teaching him to be human.

This is one of Paul's first photos after he arrived on Earth.


Spooge the Clown said...

I always thought there was something odd about Paul... thanks for clearing that up

xtal said...

No problem. :D