The Only Thing Wetter Than The Secretions...

...is the weather right now.

A huge branch fell outside of our garage last night and missed Mickie's van by like two feet. Probably would have gone through the windshield if it had been any closer. Holy shit.



I hope everyone is staying safe and dry. This is not the day to go out and flyer, stay home and watch some TV so you'll be healthy to come to the video shoot tomorrow!

Speaking of the video shoot, here's a message from Mickie:


"Hey Secretions fans, we need your help! We have had to move the video shoot up a little earlier, to Six O'clock, to accomodate some extra special shots for the video.

Please show up to Club Retro by 6PM if you want to be assured of being in the video! We need at least 40 people to be there by six so we can be certain of getting the crowd shots we need.

So, to repeat, the video shoot will no longer be at 7pm! If you want to be in the video for sure, please get there at 6pm! Sorry for this last minute time change, but it happens sometimes in this crazy mixed up world! Secretions fans are the best, so I'm sure we will have no problem with getting the help that we need. Thanks everyone!"

- Mickie Rat


If you need information or have questions, you can call me at (916) 628-3076.

Please help out the Secretions and show up early!